njena:

i think the reason perfume commercials are so weird is because they have to advertise a smell without using smells

(via h-i-l-a-r-i-o-u-s)

• Me: *sits in towel for 6 months after showering*

sweeneytad:

*dentist slaughters family in front of you*

they’re bleeding because you don’t floss

(via marapetsrules)

themisadventuresofmaddy:

do you ever feel like you’re just sort of 

there

like all your friends go out and do things and get into relationships and like people that like them back and have fun and do stupid things with their best friends and instead of doing all that you’re just sort of this mildly entertaining thing that people take an interest in once in a while but they wouldn’t really care if it was gone

like you just sort of exist but you don’t really mean anything

(via herestoallthebrokendreams)

alltimeboners:

do all time low walk into their music video shoots with no idea what they’re doing then just drop a load of acid and improvise

(via herestoallthebrokendreams)